break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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