Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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