Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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