Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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