no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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