Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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