hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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