legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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