Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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