I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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