That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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