do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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