Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
The Olympian is in my bed
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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