Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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