It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I need a hoe opinion
go on
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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