Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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