i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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