You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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