i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You have to summon your inner elephant
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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