what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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