I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
...so i touched it.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
