My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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