I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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