But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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