I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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