I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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