Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

After last night I still want u

(810): View more from Michigan

But please keep that on the DL

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(512): View more from Texas

You're like the curious george of whores

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.

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(587): View more from Alberta

She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.

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(585): View more from New York

Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window

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(415): View more from California

Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.

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(435): View more from Utah

I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.

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