belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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