so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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