you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Damn victory sex feels great
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
