dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The air was thick with penises
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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