help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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