Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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