So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
there is puke in my bra ... again
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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