she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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