Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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