i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Randomize
