Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize