He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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