I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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