sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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