I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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