Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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