I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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