you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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