toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
