sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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