I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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