I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I'm really busy with my period
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