operation have a gay friend backfired
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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