She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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