scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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