I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
