dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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