I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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