I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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