Don't make out with my wife yet
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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