Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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